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January 27, 2012

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extreamis:

themosthumanhumanbeing:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

butterbeer-and-purplenurples:

cumberqueen:

breathingsboring:

Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

yourclosetfangirl:

#AND I’M USING EARPHONES

#SO IT’S COMPLETELY SURROUNDING IN MYBRAIN

#I CAN— OH HE JUST MADE THE WORD MANHOOD SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING

#CAN’T BRAIN

#OH MY GOD

#’MAIDENHOOD’

#HE’S TAKING THEIR VIRGINITIES

#HOW DOES HE NOT GIGGLE READING ALL THIS

#’MADAM OREO’

#OREO

#OREO THO

#BOSOM

#STAWP IT BEN

#’OBVIOUS EXCITEMENT’. THAT MEANS ERECTION

#OMG

#MOTHER OF GOD I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH

#VOUYERISM NOW WHAT

#OH

#KISS HIM

#MOTHER OF LOVE

#THIS IS SO STRANGELY GOOD

#wait what transvestite what

#HE JUST SAID DILDO

#DILDO

#BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH JUST SAID DILDO

MOTHERFUCKING BASS BOOSTING HEADPHONES, HOLY SHIT

LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE MIDWAY THROUGH TO TAKE A BREATHER AND ASK “IS THIS REAL LIFE?”

SOMETIMES I HATE HAVING EARS BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR THINGS LIKE THIS

SO YES. I THINK I NEED TO TAKE A COLD BATH AND JUST REMAIN THERE FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING.

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Tags: WTF? If my blog had any dignity left it's gone now don't listen to this

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Benedict could read the yellow pages and it’d still be ear porn.
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Twelve and a half minutes...saying dirty, dirty things.
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Doing this with headphones on makes this so much better.
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HNG. NGHHHH. OH GOD. SOMEONE….NGHH. HIS VOICE. Oh sweet god….
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#benedict cumberbatch makes my lady parts tingly
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